Mediaeval Style X-Men: Part Three

by Lynn


Before I go onto Part Three, I just want to say a little disclaimer.

Well, the X-Men don・t belong to me, they・re Marvel・s. He can keep them. I have no intention of making any money with my stories. Well, onwards!


Jubilee and Co. were walking in the woods when they came across a glass coffin. Inside lay a brown-haired man.

"Who・s he?" asked Storm.

"He is Prince Robert, known as Icicle White," said a girl.

"Oh. Who are you?" asked Jubilee.

"I am Dorothy. This is Toto." She indicated the little black dog at her heels.

"Oh. I・m Jubilee. This is Gambit, Rogue, Wolverine and Storm."

"I think I read a story about a glass coffin," said Storm. "It was called ・Snow White・. The Princess was awoken by a kiss from the Prince and they lived happily ever after."

"Oh. I ain・t kissing him," said Jubilee.

"I・ll do it," said Rogue. She leaned over the guy and kissed him on the lips. An apple chunk came flying out of his mouth. Prince Robert・s eyes opened and he sat up.

"Where am I?" he asked. He saw Jubilee and a dreamy expression came over his face. "What beauty," he said. "The beauty of an Angel. I must be in heaven!"

Jubilee giggled, blushing.

"Actually you・re alive," she said. "I・m Jubilee and this is my gang. Want to join us?"

"You even have the voice of an Angel! Of course I・ll join you." Iceman grinned and got up. The gang proceeded, waving goodbye to Dorothy and Toto.

・#

"Ah kissed Bobby? Gross!" said Rogue. Iceman humphed.

"I wouldn・t kiss you if you paid me to, Rogue," he said. "I・d rather squirt you with coke."

"Not a bad idea, but wouldn・t you rather dye her hair?"

"I don・t give repeat performances, babe," said Iceman. SNIKT!

"You know, I think all this dimension-travelling is putting a strain on Wolverine・s emotion," said Scott.

"Wolverine, calm down. Or else I make Sabretooth do something unthinkable to Jubilee. Well, it is thinkable, just not very nice," said Lynn. Wolverine humphed and retracted his claws. "Much better. Now shut up, the lot of ya!"

・#

The gang were beginning to notice something strange about the forest.

"This place is weird," said Jubilee. Suddenly a tree went running by being chased by a monkey with a hatchet. "See what I mean?" They heard the sound of galloping and a man and a woman wearing royal dress came into the clearing. They stopped.

"Hello, travellers," said the man.

"Hello, your Majesty," said Jubilee, curtseying.

"You have excellent manners, child. Were you perchance brought up in a palace?" asked the woman.

"Yes, Majesty. I am Princess Jubilation of Exonia," said Jubilee.

"I have heard of Exonia," said the man. "I am King Arthur, and this is my wife, Queen Guinevere."

"We are having a ball tonight, Princess Jubilation. We demand to have you and your guards attend" said Queen Guinevere.

"We would be honoured, Majesty," said Jubilee. They headed for the palace of King Arthur.

Jubilee, dressed in a blue undercoat and a red sideless surcoat trimmed with ermine, and a silver girdle encrusted with sapphires walked into the hall with Prince Robert and her ・guards・. Her hair had been left loose and upon her head she wore a silver tiara with a deep blue sapphire in the centre of it. Rogue wore a green version of Jubilee・s clothes and Storm a white version. Wolverine wore a black doublet and hose, Gambit a green-blue doublet and hose. Iceman wore a blue doublet and hose. On his head was a crown of gold. On his shoulders was a mink cloak. They were taken to the middle of the room.

"Lords and Ladies, We would like to introduce Princess Jubilation of Exonia, Prince Robert of Magicia, Lord Wolverine, Lady Munroe, Lord leBeau and his wife, Lady leBeau," said King Arthur. "Lords, Ladies, Prince, Princess, allow Us to introduce my magician and advisor, Merlin, and the Knights of the Round Table."

"You look lovely, Princess Jubilation," said Sir Bors.

"Thank you・?"

"Sir Bors, your Highness."

"Thank you, Sir Bors," said Jubilee. "It is nice for somebody to notice me, apart from that Prince Robert!"

"Your beauty matches the Queen・s," said Sir Bedvere.

"Thank you, Sir?"

"Sir Bedvere," said Sir Bedvere.

"Yes. Thank you."

"May I have this dance?" asked Sir Gallahad. They began to dance. Wolverine watched them, glowering. Storm laughed and grabbed his hand.

"You will dance or I・ll hit you with a thunderbolt," she said. Grumbling Wolverine allowed himself to be pulled onto the dance floor. Gambit bowed to Rogue.

"May I have this dance, my lady?" he asked.

"You may, my lord," said Rogue.

Suddenly a large man with yellow hair, wearing an orange costume with 2 tiger striped on each leg came crashing through the window. He headed for Jubilee and made off with her. Wolverine growled and ran after them.

"WOLVERINE!" yelled Gambit. "Come back!" He ran after Wolverine.

Soon the 2 men came back.

"Who was that beast?" asked Queen Quinevere.

"That was Prince Sabretooth of Experia. King Sinister・s second-born son," said Wolverine. "We・ve been fighting for years."

"Why?" asked King Arthur.

"We worked together. He let 2 of my friends die. And he killed my wife and son," said Wolverine.

"I・m so sorry," said Queen Guinevere.

"Sokay. But we・ve got to get Jubilee back. Who knows what that animal will do to her?" said Wolverine.

"We will accompany you," said King Arthur.

"No way, Majesty," said Queen Guinevere. "If you go with them I・ll personally drag you to Tartarus." King Arthur paled.

"Anyway, King Arthur, you would not be allowed to come with us. This is our adventure, Majesty. We will allow nobody to come with us," said Storm.

"Au revoir, Queen Guinevere, King Arthur," said Gambit. The gang ran out of the hall and into the forest, removing their clothes at the same time, to reveal their usual clothes underneath.

・#

Lynn heard a noise and turned around. Her mouth dropped open, Literally.

"I am *not* seeing this," she said. She suddenly smiled. "He・s so cute!" Lynn shook her head. "What am I thinking?" Glances at the sleeping Sabretooth. "I knew I shouldn・t have brought him here. He・s almost as bad as the X-Men." Shakes her head. "He better get up soon or I・m gonna make him wish Marvel had never created him." Scowls and turns back to her computer.

・#

Sabretooth walked into the room dragging a struggling Jubilee behind him. He threw her to the ground before a man.

"Hi Dad, I got her. She was at King Arthur・s ball," he said.

"Good boy, son," said the man. He reached down and pulled Jubilee up to his level. "Hello, Princess Jubilation," he said.

"King Sinister!" gasped Jubilee.

"Yes, dear one?" asked Sinister, grinning evily. Jubilee cowered. "You・ve caused me quit a bit of distress." He pulled her nearer.

"How *DARE* you run away from me, Princess. I should have just kidnapped you in the first place. The only reason I・m marrying you is for your country. The whole plan was to marry you. You give me a Son then you die. Then your parents die and anybody else that interferes with my plans." Sinister laughed at her scared look. He pushed her away and she stumbled back against Sabretooth. His hands held onto her shoulders.

"What should I do with her?" asked Sabretooth.

"Put her in the Daffodil Room. And lock the door so she can・t get out. I want 6 guards to guard the door too. The little b*tch can blow things up, so she could blow up the door," said Sinister. Sabretooth grinned, nodded and left, dragging Jubilee with him.

The gang was walking in the woods when they came across a castle. They walked into it. Storm began to walk up some stairs and came to a door. She opened the door. Inside was a man lying on a bed. She went over and kissed him. He woke up.

"Hello," he said.

"Hi," said Storm.


"I・m Bishop," said the man.

"I・m Storm. Want to join our gang?"

"Whose gang?"

"The Princess Jubilation・s. Only she・s been kidnapped by Prince Sabretooth."

"Yeah, I・ll come, if you・re there," said Bishop. Storm blushed.

"Stormy! Time to go!" yelled Wolverine from downstairs. Storm and Bishop left the room. Storm glared at Wolverine.

"This is Bishop, and don・t call me Stormy!" she said.

"Anything you say, Stormy. Anything you say," said Gambit.