Princess Jubilation sat glaring at the 2 men before her. They were watching a Soap Opera on their TV and it was driving her mad. Who¡¦d ever heard of a huge bar of soap singing opera? She didn¡¦t like Sinister and Sabretooth, they were weird. She shifted, the chains on her wrists clanking. She got and idea and grinned.

"I¡¦m hungry!" she wailed. "I¡¦m thirsty! I want my Mommy! I want my Daddy! I want my Wolvie! I want my Gombit! I want my Rogue! I want my Strom! I want my doggy! I want my kitty! I want my mousie! I want my horsie! I want my ogyhead! I want my hephalump! I want a sweetie! I want a cookie!"

"Shut up!" yelled Sinister. "Sabretooth, get her some chocolate or something! Just shut her up!"

Sabretooth ran out of the room. He came back a few minutes later and handed Jubilee a bar of chocolate.

"Mmm..." Jubilee smiled and settled down quetly.

"I¡¦m beginning to wish I¡¦d never had her abducted," said Sinister.

"I know what you mean. Day in, day out, it¡¦s the same. ¡¦I want this, I want that¡¦," agreed Sabretooth.

"I wanna watch a cartoon, not a silly bar of soap singing opera!" wailed Jubilee. The 2 villains groaned.

"She¡¦s gonna kill us," said Sinsiter.

"What can we do? She won¡¦t leave!" said Sabretooth as he changed the chanell to the cartoon. Jubilee was transfixed.

"Go Sailor Moon!" she said.

¡¦#

Lynn giggled and turned around.

"Sinister, don¡¦t do that. And you leave my Wolfie alone! He¡¦s not some mutant you can carve up!" She grabbed her werebear from Sinister and cuddled it. "There, there, baby. Mommy isn¡¦t gonna let the nasty man hurt you." She shot a glare at Sinister then turned back to the computer.

"What did I do?" asked Sinister pleadingly to the other villains. A swirling vortex opened up behind Lynn.

¡¦#

Wolverine and the others were walking through the forest when some people appeared. Some of them were wearing red and black suits and some were wearing yellow and black suits.

"Ho! I am Captain Janeway of the space vessel Voyager," said a woman with brownish-red hair.

"Huh?" asked Storm.

Suddenly a vortex appeared and a brown-haired girl tumbled out of it.

"Woah! What a ride! When ST casts a spell he really gives it a bang!" she said, sitting up. She looked at Janeway and her crew and at Wolverine and the others. "Uh?"

"Who are you?" asked Wolverine.

"I¡¦m the author," said the girl.

"Oh," said Janeway. "So you don¡¦t mind getting us out of this story? We are busy people, child! We have to save the universe, fight the Collective, find the Earth."

"Well... I can¡¦t exactly get you out. You see, seeing as I¡¦m here, I can¡¦t be writing this story, therefore it has to be one of the others," said Lynn.

"Oh." Suddenly they were beamed up.

Lynn turned to Wolverine and the others.

"Well, it¡¦s been fun messing around with the laws of imagination, but I have to go schedule a vets appointment for my pets. Cherio, and keep a look out in Silver Forest." Lynn dissapeared.

Wolverine let out a sigh.

"Thank the Gods," he said.

"Gambit agree wit¡¦ you, Wolverine. She was beginnin¡¦ to scare Gambit," said Gambit.

"What did she mean ¡¦keep a look out in Silver Forest¡¦?" asked Rogue.

"Who knows? We will have to find out," said Storm. The gang sighed and went on their way.

¡¦#

Lynn glared at Sabrettoth and Wolverine who were sitting looking innocently at the ceiling. Her glare turned into a sly smile as she picked up the phone and dialled a number.

"Yes, nurse?" she said. "Yes, I¡¦d like to have some pets neutered as soon as possible. They¡¦ve been doing that ¡¦I¡¦m-better-than-you-get-offa-my-turf¡¦ thing. 4 pm? Sure!" Lynn put down the phone. Wolvering and Sabrettoth were looking at each other. Terror dawned on their faces as they realised what she had just done.

"Oh no!" they said.

"Oh, yes. You are going to do it, Wolvie, ¡¦Tooth, even if I have to call upon Ares, God of War to help me drag you there." She smiled sweetly at the 2 male mutants and began to write the next part of her story.

Wolverine and Sabretooth began to quietly cry.

¡¦#

Sabretooth, Sinister and Apocalypse stood, near tears, staring at the 14-yr-old princess.

"Please, Jubilation, can¡¦t we get this over and done with?" asked Sinister, his voice shaking.

"No! The chapel clashed with my dress. Get it repainted, or else I won¡¦t marry you," said Jubilee. She smiled cruely, loving the effect she was having on them. This new game of hers was so fun. Nag at the bad guys until they¡¦re in tears, then startall over again. It was something to do until Wolverine and the others rescued her.

"Please!" begged Apocalypse, grovelling at her feet.

"No," she said, tossing her hair behind her shoulder. Well, sort of. The 3 men whimpered.

Suddenly a figure on a white horse appeared.

"Who are you?" asked Jubilee. The black haired girl wore a black robe and carried a scythe. She looked more like the Tooth Fairy than what Jubilee thought she was.

"I am Death," answered the girl. The 3 men cowered in fear. "Oh, do stop that!"

"Isn¡¦t Death, well, a guy?" asked Jubilee.

"Yeah. My name¡¦s Susan. Grandfather¡¦s on holiday. He was hired to be in another fanfiction, the rewritten version of R.A.Salvatore¡¦s Exile and Sojourn, I believe. So I¡¦m fillinf in for him." The girl sighed. "I do so hate it when he does this."

"So, why are you here?" asked Jubilee.

"Well, the Death of this world had a nervous break down because of them." She pointed to the 3 cowering men. "And some others."

"Oh." Jubillee glanced at the 3 men then grinned at Death¡¦s granddaughter. "Would you like to stay for tea? I¡¦m sure the boys won¡¦t mind. We can discuss what colour to paint the chapel so that it doesn¡¦t clash with my dress, or anything else." Susan caught on to what Jubilee was up to and with a girlish giggle took her arm.

"Of course! It would be my pleasure." Susan turned to the men. "Get Binky some sugar lumps, buscuits and a trough of tea. Warm tea, if you don¡¦t mind."

The 2 girl¡¦s walked out, the scythe making a crackling sound as air molecules were split on the edge of the scythe. The 3 villains stared in terror after them, then ran to do what she had told them. Better not disobay, she might decide to shorten their life span considerably.

Wolverine and the others were walking along a path in a forest. The trees shone silver, the reason the forest was called Silver Forest. The trees were made of solid silver and the fruid was silver pieces. Suddenly a person appeared. He wore a black robe and carried a scythe. He was very bony, as if something had stripped away all the fleck and muscles and stuff, leaving just the skeleton.

I AM DEATH, he said. I WILL BE JOINING YOU ADVENTURE.

"Now, wait here a minute..." began Bobby. Gambit covered the prince¡¦s mouth.

"Bobby, Gambit thinks you better not say anyt¡¦in¡¦ disrespectful to him. He¡¦s Death, he could shorten your life span until you died from old age in 5 minutes," he said. Bobby¡¦s eyes opened wide and he whimpered. Satisfied Gambit let him go.

"Death, are you?" asked Wolverine. "Well, welcome to the gang."

IT IS MUCH APPRECIATED. I AM ONLY JOINING YOU BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE MY ROLE IN A FANFICTION WAS SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT. IT WAS AN AMAZING ADVENTURE. I HAVE DECIDED THAT I NEEDED ANOTHER AND HAVE JOINED YOU.

"That¡¦s nice. But shouldn¡¦t you be doing what Death usually does?" asked Rogue.

MY GRANDDAUGHTER, SUSAN, IS FILLING IN FOR ME, said Death.

"Oh," said the gang.